Where am I going?

I know it's doubtful that any of you reading this would even know who I am, so I won't launch into some useless description of myself and bore you with some diatribe about how much I "rock". It's useless and pedantic. I simply figured this would be a sufficient outlet for me to place my views on life in general on the table, so to speak.

So if you want to read what I have to say, fine. If not, go read a book. I really don't care one way or the other. I'm not going to try and keep things "interesting" either. You want interesting? Go sit on a bench at your local mall and watch the masses pass you by. THAT, my friends, is interesting.