Ugh...

I’ve come to the realization today that women enjoy pissing men off. Yeah, I said it, they enjoy it! Especially in the sexual department. Let me explain…

I see women all around me recently getting into new relationships. Some with younger guys, some with people they barely even know. They feel that it’s necessary to “dress up” for these new guys, and it pisses me off to no end. I see these women wearing extremely low cut blouses with their tits just about hanging out, tight pants that ride down on their ass crack, and the come-fuck-me makeup can get ridiculous. I check them out as they walk by, and they all seem to get pissed off when they catch me stealing a glance.

What the fuck?!? You dress to the nines to impress men, and then you get all pissy and angry at ME? FUCK OFF! Last time I checked I was a man. Maybe not the man you were TRYING to impress, and maybe I’m not too much to look at on a cosmetic level, but I’m still a man. I’m not going to come up to you and say something absurd like “WOW! You look hot! Let’s go fuck in the break room!” I’m just looking and enjoying what I see on a personal level. I’m not going to try and rape you, I’m probably not even going to voice my opinion, but don’t get all shitty about it because I’M not the one you’re trying to impress.

Maybe it has something to do with my level of sexual frustration right now, which is VERY high. Hell, I’ll even throw myself under the bus and state that I haven’t been with a woman in 3 years. You’ll be amazed how fucked up a man’s mind gets when he hasn’t even kissed a female in 3 years, let me tell you. In today’s society and workplace, it’s near impossible to simply tell a woman that she looks nice without fear of sexual harassment charges being pressed against you. Trust me, I took the fucking test and I know just how easy it is to say the wrong thing to the wrong person.

Well, there’s my fucked up rant. Take it however the hell you want, I don’t really care anymore. I don't care if you're offended, and I don't care if you think I'm totally off base. I couldn't really give two shits any more...